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Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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16-Jul-2019