Heart Attack
New hope for brain-dead people...
An elderly man suffered a
massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing
his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still
beating.”
“Oh, Dear,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock.
“We've never had a Democrat in the family before!”