Little Johnny's First Million
Write short prose in school…
How Little Johnny prepares for a life of leisure!
The teacher asked her students
to write an essay, explaining what they would do if they each had $1 million.
Every student except Little Johnny began writing. He sat in his chair twiddling
his thumbs.
At the end of the class the teacher collected the papers. Little Johnny turned
in a blank sheet.
“What is the meaning of this?”
the teacher asked. “All the others have written two pages or more, but you've
done nothing!”
“Well, replied Little Johnny, “if I had that much money, that's exactly what I'd
do - nothing.”