Razor Blade Swallower
The dangers of swallowing a razor blade...
The cutting edge in razor technology
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but that she had also castrated her husband and circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given her minister a hairlip... and there were still 5 shaves left!