Roman Emergency

When in Rome, do as the Romans do

Knowledge of Roman Numerals comes in handy in Italy



Roman Emergency Phone Call

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Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Virus: a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine." - Unknown

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies. - Chris Johnson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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Roman Empire in the 21st Century
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24-Nov-2017