Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs

Spider Clock Time - spider hidden behind clock

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went?
I’m running out of time.”

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

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