Spider Time

Do you know why Spider Time goes so fast?

Normal clocks have 2 hands, but spider clocks have 8 legs



Spider Clock Time - spider hidden behind clock

“Mom, do you know where my pet spider went?
I’m running out of time.”

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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24-Feb-2018