The Mennonite Pastor just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the Church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the Church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the Church.
“Good morning, Johnny,” the Pastor said as he reached out to shake Little Johnny’s hand.
As he was doing so, he felt something in the palm of Little Johnny’s hand. “What’s this?” the Pastor asked.
“Money,” said Little Johnny with a big smile on his face. “It’s for you!”
“I don’t want to take your money, Johnny,” the Pastor answered.
“I want you to have it,” said Little Johnny. After a short pause Little Johnny continued, “My Daddy says you’re the poorest Pastor we ever had and I want to help you.”
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