Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life



Men In Training













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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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19-Jan-2018