Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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22-Jul-2019