Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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25-Jun-2017