Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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18-Aug-2017