Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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25-Apr-2018