Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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25-Apr-2019