Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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21-Jan-2018