Fly in the Toilet

Who says you can’t potty train a man?



When I went to the men’s room in the Amsterdam Airport Schiphol,
I saw the fly and didn’t think much about it.
Now I know why it was there!
Fly in the Urinal Process Control

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You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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