Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation



Dead End Road in The Netherlands

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A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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