Dead End Road

Some Dutch road signs need no translation



Dead End Road in The Netherlands

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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