Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby


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14-Dec-2017