Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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22-Aug-2017