Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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