Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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18-Jan-2019