Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash


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23-Jul-2019