Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake


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