Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

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In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Opera Audience Member: "What do you think of the singer's execution?"
Coolidge: "I'm all for it." - Calvin Coolidge

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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23-Jun-2018