Halifax Pirate

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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21-Sep-2019