Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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