Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

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Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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