Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Opera Audience Member: "What do you think of the singer's execution?"
Coolidge: "I'm all for it." - Calvin Coolidge

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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20-May-2019