Halifax Pirate

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Opera Audience Member: "What do you think of the singer's execution?"
Coolidge: "I'm all for it." - Calvin Coolidge

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


see also   Canada  Section
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17-Aug-2018