Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia



Hanging of a Halifax Pirate





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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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20-Oct-2018