Halifax Pirate

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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