Halifax Pirate

Maritime Museum of the Atlantic, Halifax, Nova Scotia

What happens to unruly tourists in Nova Scotia

Hanging of a Halifax Pirate

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls. - Winston Churchill

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

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Pirate Ship Bedroom
Pirate Star Wars
Pirate’s Steering Wheel
Pirate X-ray
Road Pirate
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