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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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