This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation
inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move
very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -
the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.
Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.
Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...
All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!
NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!
Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her
hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...
Here come the gross parts...
I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...
I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...
Always room for more pizza and do-nuts!
Remember when you last said to a visitor,
“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!”
After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all...
I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan
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