This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation
inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move
very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -
the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.
Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.
Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...
All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!
NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!
Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her
hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...
Here come the gross parts...
I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...
I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...
Always room for more pizza and do-nuts!
Remember when you last said to a visitor,
“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!”
After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all...
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard Nixon
He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen
Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde
I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
I really, really need some help and advice. I'm scared... I'm scared of my own home, of my own daughter! - Meinos Kaen
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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