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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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19-May-2019