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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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19-Oct-2019