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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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The No Brainer

Truck Bender

Bacon Balls

Fast Closure

Ukrainian Feast

1934 Modern Home

Fliptus

Copper Tubing Specialist

Bach Off Van

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Canadian Gun Shop

Hogwart's Other Bridge

Excalibutter

As The World Turns

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Legal Assistance For All

Chinese Law School

Do Not Stack

Stairway Chute
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25-May-2019