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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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22-Apr-2018