Baby Sitting Animals

Lending a hand to the animal kingdom



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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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27-Jul-2017