British Survey

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British Foreigner Survey

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Voting is a civic sacrament. - Theodore Hesburgh

Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Questions confine answers. When there are no longer questions, answers are no longer bound by them. - Lao Tzu

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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18-Oct-2018