Driving Rain

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Driving Rain Raining Cats and Kittens

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After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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