Driving Rain

When it’s pouring cats and dogs kittens



Driving Rain Raining Cats and Kittens

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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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22-Jun-2018