Driving Rain

When it’s pouring cats and dogs kittens



Driving Rain Raining Cats and Kittens

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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20-Oct-2017