Fast Camera Shutter

The Japanese have developed a camera with a lens shutter so fast,
it can actually capture a photo of a female with her mouth closed.

Confucius say, “Fast shutter lead to dog house





Whoops - I’m in trouble again!

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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