Fish Burn

Harbour ferry in Sydney Harbour

Didn’t think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!



Fish Burn boat name in Sydney Australia

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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