Her Casket

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She almost fit into her casket

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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22-Aug-2017