Her Casket

She almost didn’t fit into it...



She almost fit into her casket

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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