Her Casket

She almost didn’t fit into it...



She almost fit into her casket

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe


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