Her Casket

She almost didn’t fit into it...



She almost fit into her casket

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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23-Jan-2018