Her Casket

She almost didn’t fit into it...



She almost fit into her casket

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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25-Apr-2018