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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


see also   House  &  Redneck  Sections
Mobile Swamp Home
Redneck Dog House
Redneck Dream Homes
Redneck Home Cinema
Redneck House Siding
Redneck Mobile Homes
Redneck Motor Home


 

Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny
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22-Apr-2019