Redneck Hanging Basket

Bubba likes hanging out with his flowers



Redneck Hanging Basket

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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25-Aug-2019