Sundae Sermon

“And now for a short & sweet message from the Church of England...”



Sundae Sermon from the ice cream pulpit

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A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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24-Jul-2017