Sundae Sermon

“And now for a short & sweet message from the Church of England...”



Sundae Sermon from the ice cream pulpit

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially on Monday night. - Jon Gruden

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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24-Apr-2018