Swim Vacation

Little Johnny goes swimming on his summer holidays




Swim Vacation in flooded playground

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


see also   Swimming  Section
Backyard Canadian Pool
Bad Luck Kayaker
Bathroom Diving
Beach Drag
Conch Crab Special to Attract Beach Babes
Drain Swimmer
The Devil’s Swimming Pool
Kelp Us!
Snorkeling in Winnipeg
Suntan For Weight Loss
Underwater Golf
Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary
Wet Look Waterbed - Wasserbett, Ya?
Wet Tents
Wife Download - Beach Intervention Technique

 

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11-Dec-2017