Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me. - Kris Jenner

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Bernard M. Baruch

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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15-Dec-2017