Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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17-Aug-2019