Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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17-Jul-2018