Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me. - Kris Jenner

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

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