Bag Feelers

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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26-Jun-2019