Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

It makes me feel the way I need to feel. - Snoop Dogg

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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17-Oct-2019