Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights. - John Wooden

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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16-Nov-2018