Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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23-Feb-2019