Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. - George S Patton

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Why is propaganda so much more successful when it stirs up hatred than when it tries to stir up friendly feeling? - Bertrand Russell

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins


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21-Apr-2019