Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors



We Reserve The Right To Feel Your Bag Up sign

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

How would you like to feel the way she looks? - Groucho Marx

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

Pride is a tricky, glorious, double-edged feeling. - Adrienne Rich

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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26-Sep-2018