Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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