Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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17-Jan-2017