Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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17-Dec-2017