Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car

Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

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