Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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23-Mar-2017