Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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24-Feb-2017