Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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