Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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28-Jun-2017