Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car

Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

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