Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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17-Oct-2017