Blonde Car Mirror

Warning message for other motorists on the road

A touch of Barbie for the wife’s car



Using a face mirror for a broken car mirror - Blonde Car Mirror

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Anonymous

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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