That’s All Falks!

Winner of 4 Emmys for his cigar-chomping role as scruffy-haired, mac-wearing Columbo

Tribute to Peter Falk (September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011)





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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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20-May-2019