That’s All Falks!

Winner of 4 Emmys for his cigar-chomping role as scruffy-haired, mac-wearing Columbo

Tribute to Peter Falk (September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011)

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

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