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Bubba does quality inspection on his soffit repair

Cat keeps its mind in the gutter on a sunny day



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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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19-Sep-2017