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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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25-Feb-2018