As We Get Old

As We Get Old
Reliving the good times
How to solve an old guy’s problems

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, “Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”

“Now I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a nice big bed and a
large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It
seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

As We Get Old thanks to Roy Bishop

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

see also Aging, Marriage & Relationship Sections

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