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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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