Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook





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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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23-Jun-2018