Cheat of the Year

Finding an alternative to knowing the answers

Teachers now on lookout for students hiding in plain view

When Twitter is more interesting than classroom banter



Cheat of the Year hides cell phone in class

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies. - Gayle King


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