Dry Satellite

If only the eavestroughs didn’t leak so much...

Bubba found a way to get a clearer TV signal



Dry Satellite TV Receiver

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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25-May-2018