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Rome wasn't built in A.D. - Flann O'Brien

I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar - Archie Bunker

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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