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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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