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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave



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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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17-Nov-2018