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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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