Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

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Instant Karma with paramedic help

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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20-Sep-2017