Instant Karma

Stress survival for house-bound mechanics

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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