Pirate Ship Bedroom

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Pirate Ship Bedroom

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix


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13-Dec-2018