Are You OK?

Everything is fine unless you are upside down

Changing your mind? It all depends on how you look at it...



Are you OK - I am fine



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OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


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24-Nov-2017