Are You OK?

Everything is fine unless you are upside down

Changing your mind? It all depends on how you look at it...



Are you OK - I am fine



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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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