Canadian Lemmings

Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners



Canadian Lemmings

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to  Canada,  eh

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Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Every generation is convinced there has been a deplorable breakdown of manners. - Byron Dobell

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas



 

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19-Jun-2019