Canadian Lemmings

Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners



Canadian Lemmings

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to  Canada,  eh

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Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon



 

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20-Apr-2019