Canadian Suntan

Living in Canada has its benefits, including the weather



Canadian Snow Suntan

Bringing out the lawn chairs on a beautiful Canadian spring day

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas



 

Rock Watcher

We Call It Lake

Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

Sitting Just Off Center

Dentist Bowling

Maybe Shame Will Stop Her

Penalty Shot

Puppy Taco

On The Edge

Laptop Cooler

Bruce Lee Coffee

Stealth Cat

Fish Hawg

Bee Beard

Titanic Trailer

Porsche Bird Droppings

Foosball Maze

Brain Logic

Kickback - England

Preschool Parking
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23-Jun-2018