Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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17-Feb-2019