Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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23-May-2019