Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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17-Feb-2018