Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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26-May-2018