Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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20-Aug-2018