Godzilla vs God

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

Godzilla vs. Mothra ... Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah ... Godzilla vs. God





Putting the King of the Monsters in his place

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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15-Nov-2018