Nepal Lawyer

For those who lose their Visa at the closest airport to Mt. Everest

Nepal Lawyer Visa Consultancy

Just in case you need  legal  representation in Lukla, Nepal

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Nobody wants to read about the honest lawyer down the street who does real estate loans and wills. If you want to sell books, you have to write about the interesting lawyers - the guys who steal all the money and take off. That's the fun stuff. - John Grisham

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J.P. Morgan

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it. - WC Fields

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. - Craig Ferguson

There is no client as scary as an innocent man. - J. Michael Haller

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

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