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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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