People Crossing

Crosswalk for AutrAliens



People Crossing in Australia

As well as AustrAliens, look for people on   Down Under  roads

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When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


Aussie Barbie
Aussie Car Alarm
Aussie Definition of “Lucky”
Aussie Gentleman
Aussie Husband Wanted - Call Helen
Aussie Rules Football - Season Ticket
Aussie Whine: Best Served With Humble Pie
Australia 101 For Tourists
Australian Biker
Australian Bush Poetry
Australian Cyclist
Australian Ghost Story
Australian Sheep Farm - Herding Down Under
AustrAliens
Bungee Jumping “Down Under”
Cautious Australia
Cocklebiddy Welcome
Down Under Bronco Riding For Kids
Fencing Down Under
Instant Engine Starting Down Under
It’s A Cracker
Tennis Down Under


 

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22-Jan-2018