Redneck Hayride

Bubba doubles as an Amish chauffeur in his spare time



Redneck Hayride

Travel plans for  Amish  &  Redneck  deluxe  holidays

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell



 

Scenic Country Walk

Loafers

Italian Board Walk

Cheaters Dilemma

Word Search Puzzles

Last Selfie

Roof Joist Pros

City Overview

Quad (Hyper) Sudoku C

Cow Gate

Fork Sales

Tell Me Why You Can't Work

Motherhood

Puffin Mouthful

Chess On The Wall

Shoes On The Danube Bank

Face Palm

High Five, Son

New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles

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25-Sep-2017