Sleep-In Dad

Lisa’s Dad can sleep through almost anything



Girl paints sleeping Dad

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay




 

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23-Jul-2017