Sleep-In Dad

Lisa’s Dad can sleep through almost anything



Girl paints sleeping Dad

Art  classes for the  Family

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer




 

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