Sleep-In Dad

Lisa’s Dad can sleep through almost anything



Girl paints sleeping Dad

Art  classes for the  Family

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay




 

Chess On The Wall

Shoes On The Danube Bank

Face Palm

High Five, Son

New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles

Codfather

Balanced Diet

Pigeon Warning

Daily Trivia F

Hanging Around

Statue Pose

Cyclist Airbag

Smoking Area Ceiling

Best Diet Ever

ToileTree

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

Window Fall Repair

Cloud Control

Pipe Dreams by Exhausting Cars

Swim Vacation
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24-Sep-2017