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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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