Aussie Camp Warning

Security system protection in Australia



Aussie Camp Warning Sign - don't steal from this camp

Personalized alarm systems to protect camp theft

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History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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18-Oct-2018