Better Lawyer

Did your ex-wife have a more successful trial?



My ex-wife had a better lawyer

Free legal aid assistance for the down and out

QuotaBills
Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


see also   Legal  Section
An Old Man’s Dying Request
Ancient Greek Law
Arkansas Divorce Application
Atheist Holiday
Attending To Business
Babcock Divorce
Clever Lawyer
Communication Divorce
Country Dee-Vorce
Crazy Laws
Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer
Divorce Cakes
Divorce Defined
Divorce Lawyers
Divorce Yard Sale
Do Not Read Law
Every Man Should Get One
Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement
Generous Lawyer
Good Lawyer
Honest Lawyer
In Three Pictures
Is This Legal?
Joyous Lawyers
Just Divorced
Justice Is Blind
Keyboard Wedding
Laws Of Golf
Lawyer Expands Practice
Lawyer Malpractice
Lawyer Priorities
Legal Assistance For All
Legal Exhibit
Legal Grounds
Meet Your Future Ex-Wife
Negotiating Lawyers
Negotiations Texas Style
Nepal Lawyer
On The Loose
Polish Divorce
Redneck Divorce
Texas Divorce
Texas Three-Kick Rule
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
Understanding Women
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband
Wedding Dress For Sale
Woman Argument

 

Down Under Statue

Shark Graffiti

First Selfie

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles D

Moscow Beach

Hands On Tree

Bed Equalizer

Big Birthday Surprise

Skateboard Statue

Shark Week Theme Song

W'Airing Out The Jet Engine

Stolen Car

VW SideCar

Let Me In - I'm Hungry

SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Football Chicks

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles B

Modern Romance

Train Photobomb

Guatemala Sinkhole
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

20-Jul-2017